Magnus: I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.
Alec: Please never say those words in front of my parents.
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(Source: brooksjoe)
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(Source: whenthemockingjaycalls)
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(Source: heyfunniest)
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Batman will never be a princess.
BATMAN WILL NEVER BE A PRINCESS.
SCREW YOU BATMAN CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS

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(Source: spytap)
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(Source: quellary)
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if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
- take car
- go to mum’s
- kill phil
- grab liz
- go to the winchester
- have a nice cold pint
- and wait for all this to blow over

